Pike are about as popular as a fart in a thermal one-piece suit.
That's more or less the conlusions of an Angling Times poll to find Britain's favourite species of fish, where out top predator managed barely a twentieth of the votes.
Even the Times was surprised at the outcome, with tench winning the survey with 24 per cent of the vote, with roach (21.7pc) coming second and carp (14.8pc) third.
Barbel, bream and perch all beat pike, which scored just 6.7 per cent. Only the chub got less votes.
In tonight's Norwich Evening News, angling correspondent Roy Webster writes: "How pike commanded little more than one-twentieth of the votes is a mystery.
"Pike fishing is one of the few expanding sections of the sport and the National Pike Anglers' Club membership grows year on year."
To avoid any confusion, we assume the National Pike Anglers Club referred to is in fact the PAC.